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fanfic There are a handful of drabbles (Ori/His, Mu/Tsu/Or, Mu/Tsu, Tat/His) to match Gengkotsuya's art at OnePunch Art. Oasis (7KB) - At the beach, Tatsumi faces his own personal hell, and Hisoka is chased by Saya and Yuma (Tatsumi+Hisoka). Umbral Embrace (144K) - Post-Kyoto arc, Hisoka faces many obstacles in his quest to master the sword. Tatsumi appears to support his efforts, but he may be the greatest obstacle of all (Tatsumi/Hisoka). - Grim Reality has kindly translated this story into Russian for YnM RU forums. Overtime Interruptus (52K) - When Hisoka learns of Tatsumi's physical ailments, he visits the secretary's office one evening to check his wellbeing (Tatsumi/Hisoka established relationship). Blossoms and Blood (a work-in-progress hosted on ff.net) - Post-Kyoto arc, Tsuzuki is haunted by dreams of Muraki and his glowing false eye. Determined to bring Muraki to justice, he tracks his nemesis to Nagasaki. But their reunion only raises more disturbing questions about Muraki's past and future, and Tsuzuki is forced to confront the duality within his own character. - Ulla has kindly (and bravely) begun translating this story into Finnish for Byakuya and Finfanfun. So what does this really mean? sillyfrog summarises chapters 1-6: Tsuzuki: I want information. Muraki: I want sex. Tsuzuki: Trade ya! Muraki: With you. Tsuzuki: Eeep! Muraki: *pounces* Tsuzuki: Oh this is horrible, I'm such a bad person, this is....aaaaaaAAAAA. demonprist's summary covers chapter 7 onwards: Muraki: I love you. Tsuzuki: I hate you. Muraki: I want to screw you. Tsuzuki: No way. Muraki: *takes off his clothes* Tsuzuki: ...oh, what the hell. sillyfrog has a G-rated summary of chapter 10: Muraki: I'm horny. Tsuzuki: I'm not. Muraki: Your pants seem to say otherwise... Tsuzuki: They're lying. Muraki: I'll give you a cookie... Tsuzuki:...fine. If you mash together the summaries of sillyfrog and Kaori-chan, you can get a rough idea of 11...or not: Tsuzuki: M...Muraki buns...*eats a manju* Watari: I got my cakes AND a scene!! YAY! *happy dance* Tsuzuki: Muraki finally got rid of that burning sensation on my shoulders! *hugs Muraki* Sankkyo!! Muraki: *wraps arms around Tsuzuki* Yes, but you didn't listen to me before, Tsuzuki-san...you must be punished... Tsuzuki: Oops...^;-;^ Kitten: MEOW! Ninja kitty! Tsuzuki: OW! HEY! THAT HURT YOU LITTLE FURBALL! Just wait until I get you on the golf course! Muraki: Damn you, kitten! I'M the only one who can do that to Tsuzuki! *bitch-slaps kitten* Kitten: x.x Dead ninja kitty... Muraki: So...you like BUNS, do you? Tsuzuki: O.o? Muraki: Come closer and I'll show you... *sexx ensues* demonprist summarises chapter 12: Kitty: O NOZ U R NO MATCH 4 MY KITTY CUTENESS!!!! Tsuzuki: Shut the hell up, beeyotch. And don't even *think* about clawing the seats. Muraki: *purr* Oooh, I love it when you talk rough, Tsuzuki-san! Tsuzuki: *muttering under his breath* Personally, I'd like to drop-kick it into the next dimension so it can't interrupt our 'quality time' anymore... Muraki: *smirking* I heard that! Tsuzuki: *blushes* Kitty: *HISS* Tsuzuki: EWWW kitty spit!! Saaga:: Rrrrrrowr! Tsuzuki: o noz it's TEH EBIL DOGGIE!! Muraki: *glomps him* Don't worry, Tsuzuki-san, I'll protect you! *kissnuzzle* Tsuzuki: MURAKI! This is hardly the time for that! Kitty: PHEAR MEH KITTY CUTENESS!!! STINKY DOG DIE PLZ K THNX BAI Saaga: *gulp* PWNED, B1TCH!! Tsuzuki: NOOOOOOOO NOT KITTY!! Muraki: Well, really, how rude! Do you know what I spend on kitty litter?? AkunoYume (Kaori-chan) summarises chapter 15: Watari: Check out my mad l33t bird skillz! Oh, and I love numbers! And teaching my birds math! Fwee! Tsuzuki: Gah, I'm reading the BIBLE?! JEEZ!! I think I'll go shopping instead! Muraki: Your gifts offend meh superior tastes! Plus, your Shikigami need breathmints. PU~!! >.< Kitty: FIRAH~~! ...and chapter 16: Random person: Look! Someone locked a cat in that car! Call the Humane Society! Muraki: Well, you eat your fill Tsuzuki-san. Except for that. *Snatch* And that. *Snatch* All three girls: We'll be gentle...*Evil cackle* Tsuzuki: I'M NOT STRAIGHT! I AM NOT STRAIGHT!! EW GIRLS~~!! >.< Muraki: Fine. Since I can't kill, I get to blow your brains out in this nice private public alley here. Tsuzuki: You just contridicted yours- *Insert nasty bits here* *FWOOSH! Gone~!* ...and chapter 17: Watson: Cleaning up the ca-a-ndle wax! Having my fun in a gross, misshapen, English wa-a-y~~! Candle: FLAMETHROWER MODE!11One Watson: OMFGWTF?!?! Er, I mean, HAKUSHAKU-SAMA-A! Hakushaku: WHAT?! I'm TOTALLY not reading porn about a female resembling Tsuzuki in every possible way!! Watson:...Dude, um, one of the candles went BOOM! (Now to the more interesting part!) *INCREDIBLY SEZZY KISSING SCENE!!* Tsuzuki: Hey...there's another reason as to why I'm snogging you...Um... Muraki: The name of the demon? I shant give it to you! Tsuzuki: Yeah tha- HEY! Fine then, I'm gonna pout! *Dissapears* Muraki: Fine. Then I'll decide to take a shower...'and-totally-not-try-to-get-into-your-pants-until-you-see-meh-nekkedness-and-come-out-of-hiding'. Tsuzuki: What? Muraki: *Showers* (Back to that whole deformed/melted dude who works for Per- I mean Hakushaku-sama) Watson: Let me see EnmaDaiOh BEEYOUCH. Guard: Bah! Leprechons aren't allowed! *Reads letter* Dude, isn't "white rabbit" a drug refer-*Explodes into flames* AHH! IT BURNS! Watson: *Running and totally NOT laughing at him* (Okay, back to the cool part again! ^^) Tsuzuki: Secret! AGENT MAN! *Searches Muraki's house* Hey, a coupon on Tide! Kitty: Mrow...HIS...Mrow. Tsuzuki: Okay, I need to search in this room n- AHH! MURAKI NEKKEDNESS THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY SEEN A BILLION FANGIRL-PLEASING TIMES BEFORE! Kitty: Mrow. Tsuzuki: Okay, let's play Twenty Questions with a cat! Kitty: How about NO?! *Slices up Tsuzuki's hand* Tsuzuki: Yeouch! Now I need to search the bathroom and totally NOT peek on Muraki!! Muraki: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and ga-a-y! *Sits in bath* Tsuzuki: Don't look at sezzyness, don't look at sezzyness, don't look at- Shit, I need to interrogate him! Like I haven't tried a million times!! Muraki: *Splash!* Found chu!! Tsuzuki: GAH! I'm melting!! Melting! Oh!...*Is suddenly half-nekked and sitting with Muraki* Muraki: You finally getting into this S&M thing, Tsuzuki-san? Well too bad, I'm the ultimate seme! *More snogging commences* Tsuzuki: Hey, isn't this how we started? Muraki: But now we're wet. Tsuzuki: Oh, okay. And chapter 19 (AkunoYume didn't worry about 18 because it's much the same as 17) Tsuzuki: Whoo...Nostalgia overload man...but very pretty roses. Asato: Bunny come and play!! Mother: I'm going to refer to you as someone you don't know, but since you're such a nice man you'll make my son feel better about his eyes! Tsuzuki: Um yeah, there's nothing wrong with m- I mean YOUR eyes, Asato. Ignore those bullies and don't commit suicide when you're 27! Demon: EOWW!! Tsuzuki: Aha! I shall get you yet! *Fly!* Kitty: EOWW!! Tsuzuki: What's that, Kitty? Muraki's feeling a mite anemic?! *Looks at him* Holy crap! Elemental Enegry Generation?! So...I just need to plug him into an Earth energy source so the Metal will be nourished and he's healed? Muraki: Well good morning there, sexy. I don't want you to heal me right away because I have this hard-on that needs some attention now... Tsuzuki: You dirty sexy bastard! BE HEALED! THE POWER OF GENBU COMPELS YOU! Muraki: Mood swing time! Watari: Y'know, I'm such a nice guy helping you interpret your dreams...not even Freud would do better! Tsuzuki: Okay, let you and I talk about the Bible and number fun! And some thermodynamics! Watari: Oh I heard you killed that nasty over-grown dog! Good for you! How did you do it? Tsuzuki: Um, let's talk about Shikigami now please! Watari: Okay, but I'm too smart for power. That's the plus side about my being a scientist! Moo ha ha - but really how did you do it? Tsuzuki: Umm...oh wait, I think I hear Tatsumi approaching to tell me he needs to talk to me! Here's some completely unfamilar hair that you didn't see from the Kyoto case file! Watari: You do not hear Tatsu- Tatsumi: Tsuzuki, I need to talk to you. Watari: ...Creepy. o.o; Tsuzuki: *Dash away to avoid the subject entirely!* I've been told that direct chapter links don't always work, so I've uploaded the story to my site: 1-27 (1.3MB) | 28-30 (158kB) Fanfiction.net : 1 | 2 | 3 (lemon) | 4 | * 5 | 6 (lemon) | 7 (lemon) | 8 | 9 | 10 (lemon) | 11 | 12 | 13 (lemon) | 14 (lemon) | 15 | 16 (lemon) | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 more to come...unfortunately.